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32 Funny Puns for Kids for Your Next Bonding Time

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2 March, 2023


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One of the surest ways to form a bond with your little one is by exchanging puns and jokes with them. Their laughter is contagious, so there will be a guaranteed wave of happiness in the family. 

Sense of humor is also directly related to coping mechanisms for stress and boosting confidence and self-esteem! Puns with wordplay help develop your little ones’ verbal and reading comprehension skills.

It becomes even more memorable if your topics also interest your kids! Here are some puns on foods, animals, and almost everything else for your next bonding time with your kids!

Coffee Puns

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A good breakfast is shared over a cup of coffee with your friends, relatives, or even with your kids! Make this breakfast even better through shared laughs with these cool coffee puns!

  1. Hopefully you can also pay this place a visit.

Where do birds go for coffee? On a NESTcafe!

  1. They wouldn’t need to wait for it to cool down.

    The worst thing about being a giraffe is that your coffee gets cold by the time it reaches your belly.
  1. Can we join as judges?

    What competition do the best coffee makers try to win? The coffee cup!
  2. Love—or coffee—is sweeter the second time around.

What do you call the feeling that you’ve had this coffee before? Deja-Brew

  1. We just know the aroma here is on a different level. 

What do you call the first level of a coffee factory? The ground floor.

  1. We are no baristas, but to this we can relate.

What’s a barista’s favorite morning mantra? Rise and grind.

  1. One blood-flavored drink to go, please!

What type of coffee do vampires drink? Decoffinated.

Cheese Puns

We always say “cheese” to smile in photos, but these cheese puns will make you laugh without much effort needed. Not to be cheesy, but that smile will surely look good on you!

  1. We hope it’s feeling better now!

Why did the cheese cry? It was having a meltdown.

  1. Specialty of the house—or the boat, rather.

What’s the pirate’s favorite cheese? Chedd-ARRR!

  1. If only it was able to lay it down on the plate.

Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced? It had grater plans!

  1. Can’t help but wonder how their pictures look like!

What did the cheese say before having its picture taken? People!

  1. There’s still no such thing as too much cheese.

Have you heard the new quesadilla joke? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

  1. Here’s to wishing this motivation will not expire before the end of its term.

Why did the cheese run for president? He wanted to make his country grate again.

  1. Always be prepared!

Why do you always bring a bag of cheese chips to a party? In queso emergency.

Dinosaur Puns

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We are not lucky—or unlucky—enough to see dinosaurs live in all their glory. But we can still celebrate their existence by talking about them a lot, sometimes even as sources of puns!

  1. They might actually be the ones to ever start using it.

Which tool did the dino carpenter use to cut wood? A dino-saw!

  1. We wish we have a chance to disprove this. Too bad they’re extinct. 

Why do dinosaurs smell so bad? Because they are ex-stinkt

  1. Wondering what it’s like to talk to them.

What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A thesaurus!

  1. Just this once, let’s assume they needed vehicles a lot smaller than them. 

What did dinosaurs use to power their cars? Fossil fuels.

  1. She must have been the one that got away

What do you call a dinosaur’s former girlfriend? Tyrannosaurus ex.

  1. This will taste like history in a cup.

What is a dinosaur’s favorite drink? Tea rex.

Fish Puns

There’s always something mysterious about fish. Maybe in the way they gracefully swim in the depths of the ocean or the way they look at you without blinking inside an aquarium. Either way, fish are not only mysterious but a good source of funny puns, too! 

  1. If they have a choice, what will they choose?

Why do fish always swim in schools? Well, they can’t walk.

  1. Have you heard the latest news?

What do fish talk about under the sea? Current events.

  1. We wonder if they are also conscious about their weight!

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.

  1. If they come out during the day, they might be overshadowed by the sun!

What sea creature only comes out at night? A starfish.

  1. Getting caught must have been a really traumatic experience. 

Why don’t fish like basketball and volleyball? They’re scared of nets!

  1. It must have trickled down his throat!

What did the shark say after eating a clownfish? “Well, that tasted a bit funny!”

Elephant Puns

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You can rarely hear elephants make a sound. They often just roam around, drink water, and lift their trunks. But imagine these puns happening in real life, and you can get tons of laughs!

  1. Calling him with all due respect!

    What do you call an elephant with a machine gun? Sir!
  2. They might be talking about the best trunks in town!

    How do elephants talk to each other? On the ele-phone!
  3. A little irony never goes out of style.

    The biggest ant in the world is called what? An eleph-ant!
  4. This might not exist though, every single elephant matters!

    What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? Irrelephant!
  5. Cover your eyes, kids!

    Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool? Their trunks kept falling down.
  6. Ho! Ho! Ho! It’s a merry Christmas thanks to them!

    What has big ears and makes toys for Santa? Elfants

Frequently Asked Questions on Puns

What is a pun?

We know puns are funny, but what are they exactly? Puns are jokes that explore words in their different meanings and contexts, usually for comedic purposes. 

Want to take your pun game to the next level? Check out Pun Intended by Willow Creek on Amazon!

What does playing with words mean?

When people are playing with words, they use words in a context other than their usual use. Puns are examples of word plays. Words—or those that sound almost like them—are used cleverly or funnily. 

How do you play around with words?

Playing with words might not be easy at first, but once you get the hang of it, it can be a source of a good time. 

Usually, you first think about what these words sound like, then use your original word in the context of the second word. You can also insert words in the middle of a longer word or change a syllable or two to give it a different meaning!

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